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Michael Noltemeyer's avatar

My brother, my best friend, and I were discussing Joe's idea of the Shohei Award and trying to come up with a fun name for it, especially one with an obvious corporate sponsor. We workshopped a few:

The Baby Ruth Award (for obvious reasons) presented by Ferrero

The Thunderstruck Award presented by AC/DC (because we're trying to stay current with our references)

The Two-Face Award presented by DC Comics (since Ohtani is a Batman half the time)

The Batman and Lobbin' Award presented by DC Comics

And then we hit on the winner, something that captures Ohtani's two-way genius and has a perfect corporate tie-in: The Arm & Hammer Award.

Can you please make this happen, Joe? We really want to see Ohtani win the Arm & Hammer Award for the next decade.

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My only fear is that Ohtani will be recalled to his home planet in the Gamma Quadrant for fear that the humans are starting to get suspicious.

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