With the release of "Inside Out," everyone seems to be ranking the 15 feature length Pixar movies. So, we decided -- eh, why not? The only quirk is that we decided to rate the movies as a family, which is to say that all four of us got a vote. The four include:
1. Me
2. My wife, Margo
3. Thirteen-year-old daughter Elizabeth
4. Ten-year-old daughter Katie
All four votes also counted exactly the same. It was 15 points for No. 1 movie, 14 points for a No. 2 movie, 13 points for No. 3 and so on all the way down the line. Nobody had to explain their choices or defend them, the whole idea was just to rank them in order and let the chips fall.
So, with that in mind, here are our Pixar movies ranked 15th to 1st.
No. 15: A Bug's Life
I do realize that there are many people who love A Bug's Life. It was the second Pixar movie made, after Toy Story, and it moves up pretty high on many of the lists I've seen. It simply didn't do anything for anyone in the family. I was the only one who did not put it last on the list. I think part of it is that we haven't seen it in a very long time. It's the one Pixar Movie that seems to suffer from what I call "Hotel Rwanda Syndrome."
What is “Hotel Rwanda Syndrome?” My wife and I still have not seen Hotel Rwanda. We know it's good. We know it features one of our favorite actors, Don Cheadle. We know that it's an important movie. We bought the DVD a long time ago, we've downloaded the digital version. so it's waiting on our Apple TV to be watched. We keep saying that we will see it when "the mood's right."
But, the mood is NEVER RIGHT to see Hotel Rwanda. Admittedly, this is mostly because of the seriousness of the topics -- genocide, violence, the plight of refugees. We are never in the mood to watch Schindler's List again either.
Still, there's something else, something more subtle about moods and why you watch movies at home. We're always in the mood to see "The Princess Bride" but never in the mood to see "Jurassic Park." We're always in the mood for "Lego Movie" but never in the mood for "A Bug's Life." Weird. I suspect we won't ever see it again, which means it will -- wrongly, in my view -- stay on the bottom.
No. 14: Cars 2
I don't think there's any question this is the worst-ever Pixar movie, but the girls have a soft spot for it, probably because one of their favorite actors and people, Joe Mantegna, played in it. Joe Mantegna once gave them cookies at his wife Arlene's Chicago food stand called "Taste Chicago." Free cookies move this minor disaster ahead of A Bug's Life for them.
No. 13: Cars
I don't know if this is a boy-girl thing, but the girls never liked the first Cars either. Cars does feature the racing legend Humpy Wheeler, one of the great promoters in the history of NASCAR.
I have to tell you a Humpy Wheeler story (there are countless classics). Humpy used to hand out million-dollar bills with his picture on them. He gave one to the girls at a Christmas party one year and asked them what they would buy with all that money (one said a candy store, I think). Cute, right?
Well, a couple of years later they saw Humpy Wheeler again, and again he gave them the bill.
"Oh, it's OK, you already gave us one," Katie said politely.
"I don't think so," Humpy said smiling. "Look again."
She looked down: now it was a BILLION-dollar bill.
"Inflation," Humpy said.
No. 12. Monsters University
This is our first big line in the Pixar chart — everybody REALLY liked Monsters University, so the choices are much closer from here. The bottom three movies, well, nobody really cared much. But the choices, starting from Monsters University, got harder and harder.
And this is where we start seeing a pretty big gap between adults and kids. Mom, for instance, loved Monsters University, perhaps because it reminded her of college days. The girls liked it fine, but it wasn't good enough to crack either Top 10.
No. 11. Toy Story 3
The girls will watch Toy Story 1 or 2 occasionally, but they simply have no desire to see the third one again. I think it's because the ending is so beautifully sad. This is what Pixar does better than anyone in movies — the bittersweet.
No. 10. Up
Here's the biggest divide between the kids and the parents. Margo has Up as her No. 1 movie, and it's top six for me. Both the girls had it among their least favorite Pixar movies. I think that's because Up is an unabashedly adult movie. The opening sequence is one of the most beautifully haunting you will see in any movie.
My buddy, Pop Warner, took his family to see Up at a time when his son was violently frightened of thunderstorms. Well, right after the opening scene where we see the couple growing old together, there's a big thunderstorm. Pop's son was so scared that they literally had to leave the movie theater — this after the OPENING SEQUENCE.
Pop called me up the next day and said, "Well, I didn't see the rest of the movie but the part I saw definitely was NOT up."
No. 9: Toy Story 2
Has what I still consider the funniest sequence in all the Pixar movies, the bloopers segment at the end. There's one thing in particular: When Wheezy is about to sing his song, and he says, "In fact, I think I feel a song coming on," and then Mr. Mike throws the microphone to him, and it hits Wheezy and knocks him out.
Then Wheezy shouts, "I'm so sorry, did I hurt your equipment? You gotta aim it right at my flipper, I'm not a very good catch."
No. 8: Brave
I'm the one who brought Brave down, and I make no apologies. For one thing, as Elvis once said of an early take of “Blue Moon of Kentucky,” it just didn't move me. Loved the idea, loved the powerful woman protagonist, loved the music, thought it was very well-made. But, all in all, it left me flat.
And, frankly, for another thing, I still feel quite sure it wasn't as good as "Wreck-It Ralph," but beat it out for best animated picture, which cost me the family Oscar pool that year. The girls loved it, so I think this is a good place for it overall.
No. 7: Monsters Inc.
As you will see, the final ratings are heavily influenced by how recently we've seen the movie. Katie, for instance, will change her favorite all-time movie more or less every single time she sees a new movie. So right now, "Inside Out" is her favorite all-time movie, and this replaces "Pitch Perfect 2," which she saw previously, and that replaced "Home," which she saw before that.
Every time we see Monsters Inc., we're reminded of its awesomeness. It might be the funniest Pixar movie when everything is taken into account. But we have not seen it in a couple of years so it lounges in the middle of the pack.
No 6. Toy Story
Once again, there’s a divide between the parents and the kids. I think we’re biased because Toy Story was so revolutionary when we first saw it. None of us had ever seen a movie quite like it. But that fresh wonder is gone now, the girls have seen ALL the Pixar movies, so Toy Story has to stand up on it own. And so it's just not that special to them.
No. 5: Finding Nemo
We just saw this pretty recently so that, I think, is why it shows up top five on on this list. I mean, it's wonderful, but I don't know that the girls would have put it ahead of Brave and the Toy Stories if we hadn't just seen it. The same is true for Ratatouille, which we actually saw last week.
No. 4: Ratatouille
Ever since we saw it (we watched it, honestly, in preparation for seeing Inside Out), Elizabeth has been dying to do some cooking. I don't know that you can give a better compliment to a movie than that.
There are other things that make Ratatouille show up so high on this list.
The girls are going through a 'We love Paris" stage
The voice of the rat is Patton Oswalt, who is also the narrator on the girls' favorite current show "The Goldbergs."
Their Mom doesn't like Ratatouille very much and so there's a little parental rebellion going on here too.
No. 3: The Incredibles
I sometimes wonder how good a Marvel or DC movie Pixar could make. We, like most American families, have become obsessed with the Avengers (both individually and as a group), with the X-Men, with Batman and so on.
And the superhero movies being made now are amazing — they are dark, they are chilling, they are exciting, they have some very funny moments (the lifting-the-hammer scene in the new Avengers and the Quicksilver scene in the last X-Men are both great).
But Pixar is just so good at delving deeper, into uproarious comedy, into pretty intense sadness, into wonder. The Incredibles is a wonderful superhero movie, but it's mostly played for laughs. I wonder where they would go if they took on the Dark Knight.
No. 2: Inside Out
OK, this impossibly high rating is in almost entirely because we just saw the movie and it made a powerful impact (Katie had it No. 1, of course, and was quite furious that no one else did). But it really is Pixar at its best.
For Pixar, a company that has achieved some very high levels of artistry based on their almost magical understanding of human emotion, to make a movie all about human emotion -- yeah, it's very meta and very self-conscious, but it's also wonderful. It is heart-achingly well cast; Ammy Poehler as joy ... Phyllis Smith as Sadness ... Bill Hader as Fear ... Mindy Kaling as Disgust ... Richard Kind as Bing Bong ... this is pure genius. And Louis Black was born to play Anger.
I almost wonder if the whole movie was inspired by someone saying, "Man, Louis Black would make a great Anger."
No. 1: WALL-E
Just a perfect movie in every way. Funny. Sweet. Heartbreaking. Inspiring. Lovely. Slumdog Millionaire won Best Picture that year. There's no universe I know where Slumdog Millionaire is even in the same stratosphere as WALL-E.
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