It’s Baseball Preview Week here at JoeBlogs — one of my favorite weeks of the year! Here’s the lineup:
Monday: American League Pivotal Players + Those Guys Were Good
Tuesday: National League Pivotal Players + 15 All New TGWG Essays
Today: The Top 100 Players in Baseball with Baseball Card Facts
Thursday: Predictions, records, awards, goofiness — it’s an Opening Day party!
OK, you know how you’re never supposed to hype something beforehand?
Like: You never want to go up to people and say, “Oh, I’ve got a really funny joke.” Well, I’m about to break that rule.
I think the following list of the 100 greatest players is the best thing I’ve ever done.
Now, let me be clear: I’m not talking about the list itself. It’s just a Top 100 prediction list of the best players in 2025, and it’s probably worse than most. You’ll disagree with half of it, at least. And I’m not exactly talking about the writing either. Or the research.
I’m talking about this: For every single one of the 100 greatest baseball players, I include an inane and utterly pointless one-line fact that you might have found on the back of an old-school baseball card. For some, I even included what the accompanying baseball card cartoon drawing would look like (I’m sure you’ll be able to envision the rest).
This is for all of you nerds like me who religiously collected baseball cards from, say, 1954 to about, oh, I don’t know when they stopped putting goofy facts on the back of baseball cards. Maybe they still do.
I believe it’s my masterpiece.
Fired a ball from centerfield at 105.7 mph, the fastest throw clocked by Statcast™ all year.
Tyler was the 2014 Florida State League pitcher of the year while hurling for the Bradenton Marauders.
Teoscar hit his first grand slam off the Angels’ Sam Selman on 8/11/21.
Logan was voted by his Mariners teammates as the least likely member of the team to be a good babysitter.
Hit 10 home runs during the 2020 postseason, a Major League record!
Vinnie played for Team Italy in the 2023 World Baseball Classic! (fact placed next to cartoon of a baseball player eating pasta in front of the Leaning Tower of Pisa)
Emmanuel is nicknamed “La Kabra,” which means “The Goat.” And he doesn’t even have goats on his ranch in Rio San Juan.
Bryan belted a game-winning home run against Missouri while playing for Vanderbilt, 3/25/2016.
Christian appeared as himself in the television show Magnum P.I.
Nicknamed La Pantera — The Panther — by teammate Yoan Moncada after he watched the movie “Black Panther.”
Ian was a member of the 2017 Topps All-Star Rookie team.
Yoshi threw a no-hitter against the Saitama Seibu Lions on 6/18/2022.
Nicknamed La Regadera — the sprinkler — for the way he splashes hits all over the field.
On 5/17/2022, Edwin and his brother Alexis became the third set of siblings to record a save on the same day.
Anthony loves to play chess. (fact next to cartoon of a baseball player hovering over a chess board with the thought bubble: “This is how I learn to check my swing!”).
Spencer threw out the first pitch at a Faye Webster show in Athens, Georgia.
Jazz’s full name is Jasardo Hermis Arrington Chisholm Jr.
Willy hit for the Cycle on 4/23/2018 while playing for the Durham Bulls.
Wears No. 84 because of the 84 asanas in yoga (fact next to cartoon of ballplayer in full uniform performing Tadasana, the Mountain Pose).
Brendan was born in Würzburg, Germany!
Royce was named the Midwestern League Prospect of the Year in 2018.
Christian and his wife Amanda named their two cats Kit and Dottie after the sisters in “A League of Their Own.”
Felix’s favorite baseball restaurant is Chipotle.
Had four hits in a game on 9/15/2023 against the Chicago Cubs.
Marcell’s cousin Pablo played in the major leagues from 2000-08 (fact next to cartoon of one baseball player telling another, “Hey cuz, see you in the big leagues someday!”).
Matt’s mother Wendi was an All-American softball player at Orange Coast (fact next to Mom, swinging a bat, telling young son, “This is how you do it!”).
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