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Your formula is deeply flawed. The way to fix it is to give negative points to yankee players because seeing any yankee doing good is not fun.

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May 25Edited

Joe... You, I think, as much as anybody, will attest to the fact that the beauty of baseball lies in things that don't necessarily show up in the box score.

Case in point... Ernie Clement.

My daughter and I headed up north of the border to see the Blue Jays/Pirates game on Saturday. And the loudest cheers of the afternoon were not for Vlad Jr. and they were not for George Springer. Shockingly enough, during pregame intros and with each at bat, Ernie Clement received the loudest ovation from the Toronto crowd. Sounds crazy, right? One of those things that must be seen to be believed.

Believe me, it's true. We were there and we experienced it in person. If you don't believe me, go to a Jays game some time.

What makes Ernie Clement so beloved, so fun, cannot be measured in your formula.

The guy once had a bat painted like a giant pencil. That's fun.

He once hit a home run on a pitch over his head. That's really fun.

He's credited for having a hockey player mentality which goes over great in Canada. Fun, eh?

When he was selected to Team USA in the WBC this year, his #22 wasn't available (some guy named Kershaw had first dibs on that). But Ernie didn't choose his previous MLB number 28. Instead he opted to wear #5, which was his youth hockey number, when he played for a team named... get this... the Americans! How fun is that?

He's a humble guy with a great disposition... he's always smiling and his love for the game is always on display. He has a positive attitude in the most dire of circumstances. And he treats every fan as if they're his best friend. He has that rare "I cannot believe I'm getting paid to do this" outlook.

Here's a guy who was released by the Guardians, released by the Athletics, then somehow just set the Major League record for most hits in a single postseason. He literally just came inches away from walking-off the World Series in extra innings. Inches.

He can play any position on the field... and he plays them all at a top level. He was a Gold Glove finalist at two positions last year... 3rd base and Utility Player... and split the vote with himself and won neither. How do you not feel for a guy like that?

Sportwriters love him because he's always equipped with a valuable quote... some lighthearted, others insightful.

When the Blue Jays had Ernie Clement hockey jersey giveaway night last month, fans started lining up 7 hours before the gates opened. Rogers Center officials said it was the 2nd longest line they had ever experienced... behind only Taylor Swift. Yes, THAT Taylor Swift! https://www.mlb.com/news/fans-pack-rogers-centre-for-ernie-clement-hockey-jersey-giveaway

What's really fun is when an everyday average guy, twice shunned by other teams, makes the most of his last chance opportunity and goes on to become the heart and soul of his World Series team.

You have to find a place for guys like Ernie in your fun list.

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